You're enjoying a civilised night out discussing the fabric of the universe... a person from the other table

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interrupts and talks about the fabric of his pants tearing with a hearty laugh through large teeth that project part of his meal back at you during the guffaw.

Do you rush home to watch the end of Frasier, or come up with a witty comeback such as ........


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the teeth project the meal? that makes no sense.

Please advise.

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Wow. Fabric of the universe vs fabric of the pants. Interesting.

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I would rush home to watch the end of Frasier because doing so would supply me with the much needed witty comeback. Then, I would return to the restaurant, knowing that people return to good eateries and wait for my chance to interrupt THAT guy, and without spewing food as he did, delivery the witty response.

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Uh, that's quite a distance to project part of his meal. Now, in Europe, they pack you in the cafes and bistros like sardines so, in theory, he could be at a different table and just inches from you... two (2) inches to be exact.

However, here in the USA, we believe in leaving more space between tables. Maybe because, as a country, we have lots of space. We're not like some of those tiny countries where you can throw a Milkbone dog treat from one end of the country to the other.

Why not pull a Dirty Harry, pull out your .357 and politely tell him that if he EVER lets part of his meal come in your direction again then it will be his last meal?

Just kidding, just kidding! That's technically an assault and against the law most places.

Ask him if you can see his Olympic medal for food hurling since that's got to be a new distance record.

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I can usually just look at people like that and they get get the message (sometimes they wet themselves) .Freinds that have been in situations like that with me have made comments ,like " I dont know where you go when you look like that,but it scares the h*LL out of me,and Im on your side" ..So I recomend the icy stare and a low toned ,"EXCUSE ME!!!" it usally inspires kibitzers to pack up and leave ...Or firmly suggesting that "this was an A & B conversation ,now why dont you C your way out of it ? "

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