Your Momma Jokes!! Got Any Good Ones?

[Squiddy]

Your momma so old that when she breast feeds powder comes out!!
haha thats off of White Chicks- Best movie ever!!

 

[ANNA]

haha here are somee
your mommas so fat she falls of both sides of the bed!
your mommas so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish!
your mommas so hairy she got little afros on her nipples!
hahah!

 

[Joshua G]

Your Momma so FAT, I've asked her "Do she know her ABC's," she said "No, but I know my KFC's." 5 piece, 10 piece and 15 piece.

 

[Sean M]

yo mama is like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw!

 

[The Asker]

Yo mamas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows... not sure if the site'll let me say that but watever.

 

[Rockerchick1080]

Yo Mammas so fat, not even Ripley can believe it!

 

[musicplayinggolfer]

no they are all lame

 

[?moomoogirl?]

those jokes are stupid

 

[nyo]

your mama so stupid she went to the superbowl with a spoon