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beegones2020
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Yo momma so fat that she was mistaken for the moon.
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Alexa A
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yo momma's so fat, that in the morning, she got up and started jumping on the trampoline in her yellow jumpsuit, and the neighbor's walked by and said, "look, the sun is rising!" lol
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kitteh-cat
Guest
i was wondering what other peoples favorite "yo momma" jokes were. mine is, "yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up." xDD i have that for my ringtone, too.
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lauren =)
Guest
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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lauren =)
Guest
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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deannaBEARR
Guest
yo mommas so stupid she got HIT by a PARKED car
yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
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freakazoidgirl
Guest
yo mama's so fat wen she went swimmin in the ocean the whales strted singin " we are family"
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?blink182?
Guest
yo mamma so ugly she scared the sh*t out of the toilet
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Katie
Guest
yo mommas so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
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Ring A Bell?
Guest
I was going to pick that one, but whatever.
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cHUY
Guest
yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout