You momma so fat jokes?

[Now Now]

My original ones;
Yo mama's so fat, she sat down and the earth tilted.
You are so black, Yo mama's so forgetful, she forgot to take you out of the oven.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to use the Grand Canyon to go.

 

[Ally Boyce]

Which are your favs

I like

your Momma so fat.....Her belt size is the equator

 

[Mandi pandi]

yo momma so fat she ate dinner and asked "what's for breakfast!?"

sorry i made that up i know it sucks

 

[it's just me]

Yo Momma so fat she fell on a rainbow and Skittles popped out

 

[Bill]

Your Momma so fat she has her own zip code.

 

[pepperg]

your mama's so fat, that after sex she smokes a turkey.

 

[Kacper Rogoz]

yo mamma so fat her picture heavy