You remember the date of the PS3 release, but can't remember when your last date wasKnow the numbers of the system, and the games -- but can't recall a girl's numberWill buy accessories for the system, before soap, toothbrush, shampooCamping outside of your retail store qualifies as "spending the night else where" other than your parents basementYou can recite 3 video game women, but struggle to name 3 real womenAre willing to pay $600 upfront for happinessRefuse to watch a DVD unless it's Blue-Ray