'You keep talking like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch...' The Quotes Thread

Post your favourite film quotes here :D

"You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
 
hi

from pulp fiction

I'm prepared to scour the earth for
this mother******. If Butch goes
to Indo China, I want a n*****
hidin' in a bowl of rice, ready to
pop a cap in his ass.

made me laugh anyway.
 
Army of Darkness...

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the NorthlanRAB and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and s***... and Jack just left town.
 
Surely you can't be serious......................


I am serious and don't call me Shirley!




from the hilarious movie: Airplane!
 
Quote:
"Must I give up now? If I do give up, then mankind will lose its storyteller. And if mankind once loses its storyteller, then it will lose its childhood."
 
Dogma:

Bethany: You were martyred?
Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge ****ing rocks.

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Rufus:

"He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, but especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it. I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier. Life should be malleable and progressive; working from idea to idea permits that. Beliefs anchor you to certain points and limit growth; new ideas can't generate. Life becomes stagnant. That was one thing the Man hated - still life. He wanted everyone to be as enthralled with living as He was. Maybe it had something to do with knowing when He was going to die. but Christ had this vitality that I've never encountered in another person since. You know what I'm saying?

A belief's a dangerous thing, Bethany. People die for it. People kill for it. The whole of existence is in jeopardy right now because of the Catholic Belief structure regarding this plenary indulgence bullshit. And whether they know it or not, Bartleby and Loki are exploiting that belief, and if they're successful, you, me. all of this... enRAB in a heartbeat. All over a belief."
 
Ripley's Game:
Jonathan Trevanny: I've just never been the sort of person to get away with things. At school, other kiRAB got away with all sorts. But not me. I always got caught.
Tom Ripley: You know why you got caught?
Jonathan Trevanny: Why?
Tom Ripley: Because you didn't think of just killing your teachers.
 
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
 
This thread -

Are we doing this like a guessing game played for fun, where we have to guess which films each other's quotes are taken from?

Or are we to just post quotes, and mention from which film we've taken the quotes from ourselves?
 
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