Writing a song called "The Yo Mama Joke Rap"?

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Gracie D

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heres what I have so far:

Yo mama
Whoa mama
Needs to take it slow brotha
She's way too fat
To be wearing that
Maybe you should tell her
To try a diet
But first you'll have to find her...
FACE

You mama so fat
When she sat on the rainbow skittles flew out
Yo mamas so big
She makes the little kids shout...
Why is the bus here so early?

Your mamas rated E for everyone
Evenkids get a taste of her
You mamas so ugly
The blind won't walk with her

The only way she'll fly
Is if you throw her some pie
But I wouldn't try
Because we're all sure to die
When she comes back down


I know alot of people don't like your mama jokes
But I think this could be a funny rap

What doesn't work?
Any other ideas?

I look forward to what you have to say... If its positive. lol.
 
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