Would you vote for a Corrupt Guy like me?

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I want to become a Senator in Australia and here are my accomplishments:

I'm a High School student and i pay the teachers to give me A+'s.
I became Vice School Captain by manipulating the votes and i'm planning to become School Captain next year the same way.
I wrote a Book.
I sell dirty magazines at school.
I lied at the last School Council meeting.
I have experience in manipulating Corporate America.

Future Goals...accomplishments i mean:

I'm planning to move to the USA for a few years to work for Gold Man Sachs.
I will become a Corrupt CEO and steal your money
I will get a Law degree from Harvard University
 
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