Would you like to hear my Cadillac poem?

M

Me.

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Sh'tty Caddy, Sh'tty Caddy, oh where have you gone?
Hopefully in the gutter or where you belong.
Sh'tty Caddy, Sh'tty Cady, where have you been?
Probably in the big garbage bin.
Sh'tty Caddy, Sh'tty Caddy, oh why were you bought?
Your trailor trash owner hadn't a thought.

Oh Sh'tty Caddy, Sh'tty Caddy, why are you cheap?
Because your builder was born in a large trash heap.
Sh'tty Caddy, Sh'tty Caddy, oh why are you low class?
Maybe because you carry an American's big fat ?ss.

–Me.
 
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