Why yes! I would like to discuss bathymetrics! (and yes, I just came back from Google, too!)
Now, I don't give a rats *** about the depths of the ocean or anything like that...what I do want to discuss( aka, bitch about) is the fact the I have moved into a new house and everything about it is wonderful... EXCEPT! I now have a bathtub that is the size of a freakin' swimming pool! I have never had a tub this large in all my life! The other tubs conformed to my body like they were designed with me in mind. Oh hell, not this one! Noooooo!! In all the other tubs, I could stretch out and relax with my back against the back side of the tub and my feet just barely touched the faucet side. Girl, I could turn the water on and off with my toes. It was heaven! Now, I get in and damn near sink like a rock because it's so deep. I'm sliding and slipping around in it and I can't get comfortable. Honestly, who the hell wants a tub like that?! Oh sure, it might be great if I had someone to bathe with, but I don't! So, I guess I'm just screwed, huh? Oh, and another thing! My showerhead is mounted so high that I have to tip toe and stretch every muscle in my body simply to adjust it. Oh, and it's the hand-held type, too! Like I can hold the showerhead with one hand and wash all my little nooks and crannies with the other?! lmao! Oh, I laugh, now but you should hear me when I have to bathe...not pretty, Emm, so NOT a pretty picture!