Would you give this old couple 10/10 for effort ha ha ha ?

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condoms and the old xx xx?
An old couple were on Honeymoon.
while she slipped into her skippiest nightdress, he went to the bathroom............

after waiting 15 minutes she thought she'd better check he was OK. when she looked he was struggling with a condom!

"what are you doing with that condom?" she said " i'm 83!! i can't get pregnant!!"

"no" he says " but you know how dampness affects my arthritis!!"
 
A couple of 90-somethings had a one night stand. Afterwards the man thought to himself, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been more gentle.
The woman thought, "If I knew he could actually get it up, I would have taken my pantyhose off!"
 
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