would you fill up your car if the garage offered free sex....?

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a garage in dublin is offering free sex to all who fill their cars at their garage.
paddy and mick drive in fill up their car go up to the teller and paddy asks for his free sex .
the guy behind the counter says "a but paddy you have to guess a number between 1 and 10 and if yer right you win"
so paddy says"7" oh! paddy unlucky it was 8 so close.
so paddy drives off.
next week he says to mick"this time mick,i will guess right this week.
so of they go back to the same garage offering the same deal.
so paddy fills up again go`s up to the counter pays.then again the guy says "go on ,go on paddy pick a number ,seen this is yer second try i will narrow it down to a number between 1 and 5"
paddy and mick get their heads together and pick 3.
"oh again paddy,so close it was 4,nevermind try again next week".
so paddy and mick are driving away when paddy says to mick"that is a fix,a fcucking fix"
mick says"oh no oh no"






"my wife won twice last week"
england .that is tops
 
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