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GR8 @ ANSWERIN
Guest
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet
04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
05. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
06. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
07. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
08. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
09. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's tho
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet
04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
05. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.
06. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
07. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
08. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
09. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's tho