With all the blonde jokes going on lol...?

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Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Is it tru blonds have more fun?
A. No, they have ALL the fun

Q. Why does it take 5 brunettes to change a light bulb ?
A. To help out the blonde that's been tryin' for weeks

Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit

Q.Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A. Because it's cheaper than changing their bandaids everyday

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
 
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