When Bootsie wakes me in the early morn'
Renewing loyalties with tender kiss
Allegiance to her master duly sworn
Reminding me I have to take a piss.
I stagger from a daze and find the lou
She scurries past my feet and takes her place
I make damn sure my aim is straight and true
Or else I'd end up pissing on her face.
I take for granted Bootsie's morning calls
For one day she will not be there to lick
With saturated sheets and emptied balls
I'll wake up to my wife's disgusted kick.
When Bootise someday knocks on Heaven's door
I'll sleep on plastic sheets forevermore.
Renewing loyalties with tender kiss
Allegiance to her master duly sworn
Reminding me I have to take a piss.
I stagger from a daze and find the lou
She scurries past my feet and takes her place
I make damn sure my aim is straight and true
Or else I'd end up pissing on her face.
I take for granted Bootsie's morning calls
For one day she will not be there to lick
With saturated sheets and emptied balls
I'll wake up to my wife's disgusted kick.
When Bootise someday knocks on Heaven's door
I'll sleep on plastic sheets forevermore.