Will daubing myself in body paint to go through the new "naked" airport...

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...scanners land me in trouble? Would using a metallic body paint which potentially blocks the low intensity X-Rays of the new scanners from checking the first tenth of an inch of your body be considered illegal?

I am intending only to write a message, not lather myself in the stuff. Also, any recommendations as to what I could use that would show up on X-Ray are welcome.
Upon deliberation, it seems a metal based body paint would not be the best idea as it will set off every metal detector. Assuming I find a non-metal alternative, and it merely obscures the body on the image, what would be the consequences?
I was planning on writing perhaps "ban the scan" on my chest, purely for the observance of the person who gets to see me naked, to try and reduce the indignity of this somewhat. I'm not planning to broadcast a message to everyone in the airport by flashing them my bare and painted chest, there are better ways of doing that.
 
"to try and reduce the indignity "
What indignity? People have bodies and the people on these scanners will have seen thousands per day and be thoroughly bored with the whole thing. You are not that special
Watch "the naked office" if you want undignified
 
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