PradaPretty
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The bold I already do. :tongue:
I'll have to try the backpack thing.
I'll have to try the backpack thing.
Why?
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Culture Vulture
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OK, things here at WTFCSI Headquarters have been a little slow lately so I've turned my efforts to solving your dilemma. The following is my official report.
Case #: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Date: Today
Investigating Official: 53V3N
Location: WTFCSI Headquarters
Subject: Unforgiven; alias: Unfa; alias: iPwned
Location: Canada, eh
Situation: Violation of Personal Space aboard Public Transit.
Solution: The Illusion of a State of Mind that is not Attractive to Fellow Passengers.
Required Materials: (1) Book. (1) Appropriately-sized, Book Cover.
Book Cover Specifications: Front Side: The Holy Bible. Back Side: The Book of the Satanic Occult.
Action: Depending on your quick assessment of the individual who has decided to invade your personal space, the appropriate side of the book cover is displayed and a conversation is then initiated on the topic of the book's alleged content.
Everyone here at WTFCSI hopes that you found the preceeding official report to be of some benefit. Hang in there Unforgiven, we're all rooting for you.
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*WTFCSI Official Report*
Case #: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Date: Today
Investigating Official: 53V3N
Location: WTFCSI Headquarters
Subject: Unforgiven; alias: Unfa; alias: iPwned
Location: Canada, eh
Situation: Violation of Personal Space aboard Public Transit.
Solution: The Illusion of a State of Mind that is not Attractive to Fellow Passengers.
Required Materials: (1) Book. (1) Appropriately-sized, Book Cover.
Book Cover Specifications: Front Side: The Holy Bible. Back Side: The Book of the Satanic Occult.
Action: Depending on your quick assessment of the individual who has decided to invade your personal space, the appropriate side of the book cover is displayed and a conversation is then initiated on the topic of the book's alleged content.
*WTFCSI Official Report*
Everyone here at WTFCSI hopes that you found the preceeding official report to be of some benefit. Hang in there Unforgiven, we're all rooting for you.
(This post will not self-destruct).
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Killer Queen
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Saw that coming.
Here's one I use for our public transit system if it's someone I do mind having sit next to me:
They come and sit down next to me.
Me: 50 dollars.
Them: Excuse me?
Me: Well, if you want... that, which is why I figured you came and sat by me. Then it's 50 dollars.
About 95% of the time they just get up and walk away. I however decided to switch seats the one time some prig started digging into his wallet.
They come and sit down next to me.
Me: 50 dollars.
Them: Excuse me?
Me: Well, if you want... that, which is why I figured you came and sat by me. Then it's 50 dollars.
About 95% of the time they just get up and walk away. I however decided to switch seats the one time some prig started digging into his wallet.