Why?

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Jeff N

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There's 38 seats on the bus, and lots of standing space.

The bus is empty.

Why, then, do people insist on sitting in the seat next to me?
 
As they sit down, quickly lick their cheek and wink knowingly at them. Then loudly announce that you're Abraham Lincoln. That should take care of the problem. No one will sit next to you again.
 
lol, wow.

That rarely happens to me, of course I am like NEVER on the bus. (American public trans. sucks esepcially in the suburbs)


Put stuff on the seat next to you if its a problem :p
 
Yeah, what the fuck is up with that? They do that everywhere, man, people. They just like to... flock to other people. It happens when you're driving, too. Like I'll be on a completely deserted stretch of highway and the one other car on it will be tailgating me so I'll slow down to like 20MPH and he'll just sit there, up my ass, for no reason at all. It's like they can't stand to be alone.

Which I don't get because I love being alone. No one better to spend time with than me. I'm awesome. :D
 
Unfa's avatar is so appropriate.

Just coughing and sneezing or a little fake blood on your face should keep those flocking people away from you.
 
I guess if I was taking a bus I'd probably want my own space because there's plaenty of it and might not care to talk to a complete stranger weather for the next twenty minutes or have them try to pick me up on a fucking bus. (that is probably what's going on Unfo ) Throw a massavie amount of crap on the seat next to yours, ( bring a backpack just for this reson alone ) scowl at each and every person who walks by, smell like cheese soup, and try to look genrally unclean, and mildly insane.
Good Luck.
 
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