Why won't my dentist let me drink Wild Turkey during my teeth cleaning?

Steve

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I went to the dentist today, and I brought a pint of Wild Turkey with me. I had about half of it gone in the waiting room when the hygienist took me back to the exam room. Then she realized I was completely wasted, and told me I had to leave immediately. What's the big friggin' deal?
 
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