why the fuck...

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fuji

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thing that make you go hmm...
1.Have you noticed that it's normally the trashiest cars with gigantic dents in them, that have the loudest alarms? Should I-and everyone else in a two mile radius be woken up because someone is trying to steal the 8-track from your beat-up '85 Volvo?
2. I wonder why "handbag" designer is the job of choice for people who don't need to work *Nicky Hilton*, people with excessive creative energy *Gwen Stefani, Eve, Alex Wek*, and those who are desperataly searcing for a passion *Monica Lewinski-of course we all know what used to be her passion *wink, wink*
3. Why do the flight attendants instruct everyone on the plane to lower their window shades in deference to movie-watchers. Why can't I look out the window, and why can't everyone on the plane take a vote and let majority rule?
4. My friend Lea wants to know why those girls on reality T.V. show wave their hands back-and-forth in-front of their faces, like morons when they're about to cry? I'm informing her that I also do that and it's to dry the tears so they don't run, and with all the makup those reality girls wear, it's a good thing, too.
5. I loathe when in some women's magazines, they try to make you feel good about yourself, while sneakily giving you new flaws to obsess about, such as "Your prominent wrist-bones are what make you, you" which I read in a magazine a few months ago.
5. Why is it that some, not all, but some gay men use that as an excuse to pat women's butts?
 
Because people are retarded enough to have pride in owning even the shittiest of things these days. What's even worse is when those tards own a $500 rust bucket and a $5000 stereo.

I'm sure if you were that rich, you'd have a lot of time on your hands as well. For some reason or other, a lot of untalented girls seem to think they have what it takes to be designers though. :confused: I'm at a loss to explain that as well.
Because most people don't want to stare out the window their entire flight, so you're automatically the minority. Furthermore, flight attendants don't have time to take polls to see what people want on every flight, the airlines just go by averages, and obviously the average interest lies in watching the movie.
I'd say that's a fault of your own. The magazine isn't telling you that your wrists are flawed, that just how you interpret their words. Stop reading so much into a stupid glamor magazine.
 
On that note, who the hell notices stupid things like wrist-bones, anyway? They're certainly not the most prominent feature on...anybody. And if they are, that person has bigger things to worry about.
 
Lol, yup. Writsbone fetish.

And I hate people like you on the airplane.
Trying so hard to sleep and some fucknut wants to play twighlight zone with the window.

You answered your own question on number 4.
You also describe this waving as moronic, and use the very same sentence to tell us why you do it, moron.

As for me,
When girls wave their hands in front of their faces like morons,
I get this urge to kick them down long spiral staircases.
 
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