Why publishing agents gotta be making such outlandish requests?

Mines told me he needed a rough giraffe on his desk by Thursday.

Do He think this is easy or is he testing me? Now how I'm supposed to get a giraffe in the first place, much less get him drunk, beat him up and then somehow get him into the building and on this dudes desk by Thursday? I just wanna write. That ain't good enough or what?
I could probably have the book finished by then but now I gotta spend the week hangin around the zoo lookin inconspicuous.
 
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