Why living in the UK sucks...

voicefromparis

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london is the most expensive place on earth... ever.
restaurants don'g bring you tap water.
there are tanning salons on every block because the sun never comes out.
british women are impossible.
 
I think that's only in places like Mexico and the Dominican Republic that aren't up to our cleanliness standards. I'm sure it's okay in Britain.
 
my mother went to europe a few years back and was told not to drink the water... it's not that it's unclean, it's just that they have different things in their water that our systems aren't used to. same would apply if they came to the US and drank our tap water.
 
No one told me that when I went overseas to Germany. I know nothing happened to me, and I don't think I stayed away from the water..
 
.... ok listen.. they don't bring you tap-water because they want you to spend more money on everything else like coke and bottled water (bastards). In Brussels for example, a glass of water the size of a Coke can cost 3x as much as a pint of beer.
 
Well that's not too bad... I thought maybe the 'dont bring you tap-water' was a reference to FightClub and having to order all your food "clean". And if water was 3x cost of beer, it's no wonder so many drink beer instead!
 
you know the world is going to fuck when you cant drink water anymore...if i had a time machine i'd go back to the ice age! booya clean water and maybe one bath your whole life...
 
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