Why is everyone writing about breaking wind?

Not one of mine - just for fun.

The fart is a volcanic eruption,
it comes from the island of Bum.
It passes through the trouser canyon,
and comes out as a musical hum.

Paarrrpppp!!!
Julius Caesar done a beezer
in the middle of France.
The King of Spain done the same -
but only in his pants.

Ffrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!
 
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