Why English teachers are important JOKE. Do you like it?

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hemant

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Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the
punctuation changes...

Dear Thomas,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind,
thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no
feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you
let me be yours?
Maria
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Dear Thomas,
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind,
thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and
inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have
no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will
you let me be? Yours,
Maria
Source(s):
Brilliant at english
^^
Katie
Coming from an expert who claims to be an expert at English.
She forgot to add '.' after Brilliant at English(Usage of uppercase).
It is the result of her overconfidence, arrogance and inability to afford schooling.
In case you did pay fees, you should sue your English teacher and claim full refund.
 
An old joke.

Two English teachers were walking down the road

and one of them was shot. As he went down he shouted:

"I'm done for, I'm done for!"

The other one says: "You are done for: 30 years as as an

English teacher and you go and end a sentence on a preposition!"
 
Fool, the two texts are an example of how incorrect punctuation can completely change a story. If english teachers weren't useful, they wouldn't waste their time going to university, and schools wouldn't waste their time employing teachers.
 
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