why does rebecca black gotta have cereal? and other messed up things in

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her music video.? hasnt this bitch ever heard of pop tarts?
other things about her video that confuse me:

1) why does she go to the BUS STOP to get in a car?
2) if she is 13, how can her friends be old enough to drive?
3) what seat can she take? how about the only one still open?
4) "we we we so excited". maybe instead of partying on fridays, she should do her grammar homework.
5) when she says her friend is on her right, what about the other girl on her left? is she her friend too? i mean that part of the song must be awkward to that other girl.
6) why does the girl i mentioned in #5 dance so awkwardly? (the one in the pink dress)
7) also referring to #5, why are these girls dancing in a moving car with the top down? dangerous.
8) when does rebecca black shower? she only mentions waking up and going downstairs and eating her dumb cereal. she needs to get a shower in too. oh and get dressed. i didnt see anything about that.
9) "i got this you got this. now you know it". no, actually, i dont. you didnt state any fact or observation before saying that. so whatever i was sposed to get, i didnt.
10) permit laws. these kids are obviously 13 and 14 and illegally driving. ik its a music video but still. but lets say we give her the benefit of the doubt and say that the kid driving really is 16. well the permit laws almost everywhere are that if u have a permit, u have to have at least 1 adult in the car with u- and in the front seat no less- at all times, especially after dark. well when these kids r cruisin, i see no adult in sight.
11) these kids are way to young to be having parties like this at all, let alone after dark.
12) why does she list all the days of the week so confusingly? this isnt kids bop. or playhouse disney.
13) why is a random black guy driving around singing about her? pedophile much?

can anyone explain this nonsense to me?
 
Cereal is more filling than Pop-Tarts.
1. Simple, the bus wasn't there yet, her friends were, why not?
2. They're not.
3. She could ask someone to move.
4. Your grammar isn't much better. Learn how to use capital letters and the beginning of sentences. Remember, do your grammar homework.
5. There's friends and then there's best friends. If the other girl gets jealous, she can deal with it.
6. Because apparently she has no coordination or sense of rhythm.
7. Because they were not really driving.
8. Maybe she showered the night before. Lots of people do that.
9. You were only supposed to get "it" and if you didn't, then you didn't.
10. They are obviously rebels, they don't need the law.
11. Party pooper. Quit being so old.
12. The song is still targeted towards people who listen to Kids Bop and watch Playhouse Disney.
13. He must be a friend of her parents.

Really, I don't think it was meant to be taken that seriously. You can't pick apart the video of a 13 year old and expect it to be totally literal and mature or whatever. I think the making fun of Rebecca Black time is over now.
 
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