Why does God come to my bed every night and pop my zits?

TheKnowledgeMan

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I told Him to stop, because I'm trying to cleanse my face. He said that popping my pimples would cleanse my soul, which is much more important than cleansing my face. Godliness before cleanliness?
JourneyMan - STFU. I don't believe in this "sin system". The Bible should be interpreted as a guide for life, not some superhuman mandatory thing. Blasphemy doesn't exist because religion is made up for those who cannot deal with reality.
 
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