Joey the Butt Sniffer
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Women spend half their waking lives dreaming about wedding rings, marriage, and sex. They want the wedding ring because they think it elevates their social status, and because they worship the idea of being able to call someone their 'husband'. They want the marriage because they normally cannot make enough money to live comfortably, and because they can't survive without a man by their side (making decisions for them). And they need sex all of the time because they're simply insatiable.
Men, on the other hand, are courageous, brilliant, powerful, and tough--and even smell better. Men are raised to lead. We don't fantasize about wedding rings and marriage, because we are too busy making decisions in life. We don't have time to shop for bras and panties, because we spend the day fighting for freedom and contributing to the American cycle.
Women, though--yes, those smelly women--exhaust the day with trivial activities. They know nothing about politics, suffering, pain, or heartbreak. They don't follow the news, read history, or even understand America's culture.
Here's proof. All of the women who read this should answer these following questions:
Could you live without your wedding ring?
Do you worship your husband because you couldn't get any better?
Do you spend most of the day fantasizing about giving BJs?
Do you ever pay attention to current events?
Guys, the honest broads will answer 'yes' to the first three, and 'no' to the last one. It proves that they are too irrational to vote. Their passions outweigh their capacity to reason.
Men, on the other hand, are courageous, brilliant, powerful, and tough--and even smell better. Men are raised to lead. We don't fantasize about wedding rings and marriage, because we are too busy making decisions in life. We don't have time to shop for bras and panties, because we spend the day fighting for freedom and contributing to the American cycle.
Women, though--yes, those smelly women--exhaust the day with trivial activities. They know nothing about politics, suffering, pain, or heartbreak. They don't follow the news, read history, or even understand America's culture.
Here's proof. All of the women who read this should answer these following questions:
Could you live without your wedding ring?
Do you worship your husband because you couldn't get any better?
Do you spend most of the day fantasizing about giving BJs?
Do you ever pay attention to current events?
Guys, the honest broads will answer 'yes' to the first three, and 'no' to the last one. It proves that they are too irrational to vote. Their passions outweigh their capacity to reason.