Part of the initiation process for becoming "republican" is the systematic removal of the "funny center" in their brain. The subsequent loss of "sense of humor" results in asocial behavior and violent tendencies toward people with conflicting points of view/ interests. Thats why most serial rapists and killers are conservative by nature (btw I don't feel I have to preface that claim with any substantial proof, dats just de way it be....) If you conservatives don't agree with my point of view.... then its your job to prove it ain't so.