Emerson Roberts
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i posted this yesterday and people loved it now some had it violated removed and 10 points deducted should be able to see who complains about our jokes? A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. Father, I have a
>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
>thing. What do they say? the priest inquired.
>They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?
>That's obscene! the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
>You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem. I have
>two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
>Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . that
>phrase in no time.
>Thank you, the woman responded, this may very well be the
>solution.
>
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As
>he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
>placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
>parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
>some fun? There was stunned silence.
>Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>exclaimed, Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
>answered!
>problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
>thing. What do they say? the priest inquired.
>They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?
>That's obscene! the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment.
>You know, he said, I may have a solution to your problem. I have
>two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
>Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . that
>phrase in no time.
>Thank you, the woman responded, this may very well be the
>solution.
>
>The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As
>he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
>placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female
>parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
>some fun? There was stunned silence.
>Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
>exclaimed, Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
>answered!