they say is 'I WANT A LAWYER!'? What's the deal? You hate on lawyers when you don't need them, but as soon as you do need one, you really want one bad? Makes no sense.
When you need one, you need one. Doesn't mean you like them. They are still mostly morally bankrupt and will screw you every chance they get, whether you are their client or not. They always have their best interest at heart instead of the poor sap stuck paying them.