Why do evangelists give out pamphlets instead of cookies?

Cookies would be more persuasive. The pamphlets I get try to evoke emotion but fail. I would better remember a cookie.
@Lucas: a pamphlet can't save my soul either if it hits the trash before my heart.
@Fireball: Cookies cause SALIvation.
 
Pamphlets I find are always at work are in the can for some reason. I guess they take a holy crap and leave them where they think people will find them. Even though technically by then, the pamphlet is "flagged".
 
Your name made me chuckle. Well, about the cookies they are served at church along with coffee and tea in some churches, but this is before or after the services.
 
What's up with these cookie questions? First some Mormon was asking about Muslim death threats and Mormons giving away cookies for insulting their prophet and now you bring Evangelicals into the mix?
 
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