Why did Obama shut down the Occult book store in my neighborhood?

You know, the one with all the dusty shelves of Conspiracy theories like the Moon Landing Hoax, what really happened to JFK, UFO coverups, and the Freemason grip on East Asia's economy!

I mean officially, the newspaper said they shut down because the owner decided to retire and couldn't sell the business even at a loss, so he just liquidated the inventory.

It can't be a coincidence!!! First Glenn Beck gets the ax from Fox News, now this???

Laugh if you will, but the next crackpot source of information YOU subscribe to may be next!!!
 
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