The Throneless King
New member
I understand your country is unlivable (that includes France) and you want to start a new life in the UK. Fair enough. But, our tiny island is overpopulated so you really have to prove yourself in order to immigrate.
I suggest a fair test. All potential immigrants must swim the entire 26 mile distance across the English Channel. I'm afraid the waters may not be very warm but last time I checked, there weren't many sharks attacks.
Believe me, my Nordic ancestors had far more trouble gaining entrance to this ancient land than what I suggest to you. Apart from the inclement maritime weather, they also had to ward off threats due to wars, pirates and an ever-hostile native population. They never liked foreigners in this xenophobic country. That had little to do with your skin colour or religion.
I'm sure you can take it up as a challenge and give your best shot at British citizenship. If you cross the Channel while still breathing, we'll make a hero out of you and award honorary citizenship.
If for some reason, you can't make it, we'll still build a cenotaph in your honour, in FRANCE.
I suggest a fair test. All potential immigrants must swim the entire 26 mile distance across the English Channel. I'm afraid the waters may not be very warm but last time I checked, there weren't many sharks attacks.
Believe me, my Nordic ancestors had far more trouble gaining entrance to this ancient land than what I suggest to you. Apart from the inclement maritime weather, they also had to ward off threats due to wars, pirates and an ever-hostile native population. They never liked foreigners in this xenophobic country. That had little to do with your skin colour or religion.
I'm sure you can take it up as a challenge and give your best shot at British citizenship. If you cross the Channel while still breathing, we'll make a hero out of you and award honorary citizenship.
If for some reason, you can't make it, we'll still build a cenotaph in your honour, in FRANCE.