Andrew de Vaughn
New member
spree? Do you realize that a teddy bear would be the ideal candidate for a child predator?
1) Nobody suspects the teddy bear
2) Teddy bears have easy access to children
3) If a child went missing along with the teddy bear, the parents would think the child was just out playing with the teddy bear... not the other way round.
4) Children love teddy bears.
5) Every child has a teddy bear and nobody is running psychological tests on the teddy bears to check if they are child predators. Plus, nobody even knows that they are alive. So who is to say that a parents isn't unwittingly bringing a child predator into the home?
6) Everybody judges by looks. Teddy bears look cuddly and warm and fuzzy but looks can be deceiving. Not everything is what it seems. Not every monster is ugly, has horns, scales, red glowing eyes, a forked tongue, fangs, long claws and stinks.
7) Have you ever felt like a teddy bear is watching from behind, then when you turn around quickly you could swear that you saw it's eyes move? They have these creepy eyes. *shivers*
8) Teddy bears have mesmerizing powers. If you look long enough into a teddy bear's eyes, you will fall under its control.
9) Teddy bears are psychic. They can read your thoughts and evade your efforts to catch them more easily. They can even trick your easier. This is why you can never catch a teddy bear move because by the time you decide to turn around they have already read your thoughts.
10) There are so many unsolved child disappearances because there is a teddy bear conspiracy. Nobody is looking for teddy bear suspects! Nobody realizes that it is really the teddy bears doing it. I think people should start paying more close attention to their teddy bears!
@ Jim
try to catch the teddy bear move under surveillance then when you do, cuff tie em up and hand em over to the police.
@ Wakanda
This is too big for FBI. Let's get Interpol involved.
1) Nobody suspects the teddy bear
2) Teddy bears have easy access to children
3) If a child went missing along with the teddy bear, the parents would think the child was just out playing with the teddy bear... not the other way round.
4) Children love teddy bears.
5) Every child has a teddy bear and nobody is running psychological tests on the teddy bears to check if they are child predators. Plus, nobody even knows that they are alive. So who is to say that a parents isn't unwittingly bringing a child predator into the home?
6) Everybody judges by looks. Teddy bears look cuddly and warm and fuzzy but looks can be deceiving. Not everything is what it seems. Not every monster is ugly, has horns, scales, red glowing eyes, a forked tongue, fangs, long claws and stinks.
7) Have you ever felt like a teddy bear is watching from behind, then when you turn around quickly you could swear that you saw it's eyes move? They have these creepy eyes. *shivers*
8) Teddy bears have mesmerizing powers. If you look long enough into a teddy bear's eyes, you will fall under its control.
9) Teddy bears are psychic. They can read your thoughts and evade your efforts to catch them more easily. They can even trick your easier. This is why you can never catch a teddy bear move because by the time you decide to turn around they have already read your thoughts.
10) There are so many unsolved child disappearances because there is a teddy bear conspiracy. Nobody is looking for teddy bear suspects! Nobody realizes that it is really the teddy bears doing it. I think people should start paying more close attention to their teddy bears!
@ Jim
try to catch the teddy bear move under surveillance then when you do, cuff tie em up and hand em over to the police.
@ Wakanda
This is too big for FBI. Let's get Interpol involved.