Catholic Priest
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The THEORY of Relativity? Psh. Time is affected by speed? Gimme a break, Einstein.
The Germ THEORY of Disease? Puh-leeze. More nonsense from atheist scientists. I've never seen a "germ" before. Plus, they're too small to hurt us. Diseases are caused by the devil.
Cell THEORY? You can believe the fairy tale that your body is composed of trillions of specialized units called "cells" but I won't believe such nonsense.
Atomic THEORY? Wait, so now these atheist scientists are saying that we're made of even smaller units of matter called atoms? What an absurd notion! We are made in God's image, not out of little particle thingies.
The THEORY of Evolution? Yeah right. I don't care that it's the backbone of modern biology, or the fact that speciation has been observed before, or that the fossil record shows a clear progressive pattern of life within stratigraphic layers of the Earth. NICE TRY SATAN!
The Germ THEORY of Disease? Puh-leeze. More nonsense from atheist scientists. I've never seen a "germ" before. Plus, they're too small to hurt us. Diseases are caused by the devil.
Cell THEORY? You can believe the fairy tale that your body is composed of trillions of specialized units called "cells" but I won't believe such nonsense.
Atomic THEORY? Wait, so now these atheist scientists are saying that we're made of even smaller units of matter called atoms? What an absurd notion! We are made in God's image, not out of little particle thingies.
The THEORY of Evolution? Yeah right. I don't care that it's the backbone of modern biology, or the fact that speciation has been observed before, or that the fossil record shows a clear progressive pattern of life within stratigraphic layers of the Earth. NICE TRY SATAN!