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Conan
Guest
Bruce calls into see his mate Robbo who has a broken leg. Robbo says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No worries," Bruce says, and he runs upstairs and there are Robbo's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"G'day girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ya both."
"F%*# off ya liar!".
"I'll prove it," Bruce says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Robbo?"
"Of course ya idiot, , what's the use of f%*#in' one?"
"G'day girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ya both."
"F%*# off ya liar!".
"I'll prove it," Bruce says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Robbo?"
"Of course ya idiot, , what's the use of f%*#in' one?"