You see a lot of these written on the wall when you work construction. These are my favorites;
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back!
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Norris!
Oh ya forgot one
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn to lay the fuck down!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back!
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Norris!
Oh ya forgot one
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn to lay the fuck down!