It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London ........
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
So the Scotsman picks up a manhole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland " he says,
"Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. " Waddington-Smythe , England "he says,
"Pole vault" and in he walks.
The stunned Irishman looks round, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says,
"Fencing"
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
So the Scotsman picks up a manhole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland " he says,
"Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman looks around, picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. " Waddington-Smythe , England "he says,
"Pole vault" and in he walks.
The stunned Irishman looks round, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says,
"Fencing"