who hates books? because i do yes i do i do i do i do?

I'm guessing you wish to here a good few jokes to cheer you up...

Well here you go..

A boy and his father were sitting in the garage one night when the boy announced, "Hey dad, I had s*x for the first time last night!"

The father replied, "Good job son!" and he pulls out a couple of beers to celebrate. "Now, do you have any questions?" his dad asks.

"Yeah," replies the boy, "When will my butt stop hurting?"




2. A bear was chasing a rabbit around a tree, because the rabbit had stole his magic lamp. Eventually, the rabbit started to rub it so he could escape from the bear. The genie popped out, but yelled at both of them saying, "I should kill you both for how you have been acting!! but, if you promise to stop, i'll grant you both 3 wishes."

They agree and the bear announced, "I'll go first. I wish, I had the biggest c0ck of all bears on the Earth." so he got his wish.

The rabbit says, "I wish, that I had a motorcycle, with unlimited gas." so he got his wish.

The bear then says, "I wish that all the bears in the world except me were girl bears!" so he got his wish.

the Rabbit then says, "I wish I had an unlimited supply of carrots."
his wish came true.

Then the bear announced his final wish. "I wish all the girl bears were attracted to me and wanted to screw me!" so he got his wish.

Then the Rabbit announced his final wish. "I wish that he was GAY!" and then he drives off on his motorcycle.



3. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?

Randomness is fun...Have a nice day!
 
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