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Who fired the shot...............!!!!?
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
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1 hour ago
in court
a drunk yard was brought in to the court
before the trail
there was commotion in the gallery
the judge hits the table order! order!
the drunk yard says i will have a scotch n soda
the judge hits the table order! order!
the drunk yard: will then make it two!!!
the judge fainted
10 May 2008
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Who fired the shot...............!!!!?
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
1 hour ago - 1 week left to answer.
Additional Details
1 hour ago
in court
a drunk yard was brought in to the court
before the trail
there was commotion in the gallery
the judge hits the table order! order!
the drunk yard says i will have a scotch n soda
the judge hits the table order! order!
the drunk yard: will then make it two!!!
the judge fainted