Who can give me the most random and interesting answer to this riddle?

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7 dogs and 7 rabbits go down a road with Chuck Norris and Paul O'Connell. Paul O' Connell has a phone and Chuck Norris has a Sky Remote.
They Come to a bridge which only has room for 6 things. What's The Outcome?

 

[KArrie l]

French toast with David Hasselhoff flavored syrup

 

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Go to jail. Do not collect $200. Do not pass go.

 

[Banned!]

The person below me is a pedophile.