Who can come up w/ a Polish joke (or a few) that would make a Polak laugh?

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It's pretty self-explanatory. Make me laugh. I'm bored.

P.S. Don't send me links to jokes type it out!!!
 
Ever seen a polish connection?... those are pretty funny to drive through and quite pointless... lol.

A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"
 
I know MANY Un-PC polak jokes ALL told to me by my Polak friends. Here's my fave though
A Black guy, a white guy and a Pole are in the Army, they all get captured by the enemy. They are all slated for execution the next day. The White guy is first, The executioner says, READY...AIM... And the white guy yells out Tornado!!! He jumps over the fence, and runs away. Next is the black guy, The execution is fuming about the whit guy getting away. He yells READY...AIM... And the black guy yells out Earthquake, it takes the shooting squad by surprise and they run for cover, The black guy jumps the fence and runs away. After this the execution is furious, BUT it's time to kill the polak. The executioner yells READY...AIM.... and the Polak yells FIRE!!!!
 
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