1. Honey, here's a thousand dollars. I'll be in the basement. Call me on my cell phone if you're ever in the mood again.
2. Honey, I've rebuilt the engine on your car so that it goes twice as fast and will never break down. Want to make love?
3. Honey, let's go to mcdonalds for dinner.
4. Look at my sweet new underwear!
5. I heard your father died. If you'd been nicer to me for the last couple of years, I'd have been more in the mood to help with the funeral.
6. Here's my bonus check for $15,000... why don't we split it between flowers and liquor?
7. Would you like a full body oil massage, now, from a bunch of monkeys that I borrowed from the zoo?
8. Let's write on each other's body with lipstick, and pretend we are in a George Michael video
9. Honey, will you make love to me tonight, even thought it's a Tuesday, and you have scolded me in the past for asking whenever it's not Saturday.
10. Honey, I just want to be your friend. Can I be your friend? What is on your mind, baby?
2. Honey, I've rebuilt the engine on your car so that it goes twice as fast and will never break down. Want to make love?
3. Honey, let's go to mcdonalds for dinner.
4. Look at my sweet new underwear!
5. I heard your father died. If you'd been nicer to me for the last couple of years, I'd have been more in the mood to help with the funeral.
6. Here's my bonus check for $15,000... why don't we split it between flowers and liquor?
7. Would you like a full body oil massage, now, from a bunch of monkeys that I borrowed from the zoo?
8. Let's write on each other's body with lipstick, and pretend we are in a George Michael video
9. Honey, will you make love to me tonight, even thought it's a Tuesday, and you have scolded me in the past for asking whenever it's not Saturday.
10. Honey, I just want to be your friend. Can I be your friend? What is on your mind, baby?