which of these two short blonde jokes is beter?

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there was a blonde a red head and a brunette and they were about to be shot. the Executioner said do you have any last words!
the red head said yes earth quake so every one run around thinking that there was an earthquake the red head got away.
the brunette siad yes land slide every one ran around the brunette got away.
the blonde who just got what they had done said fire!!
and she fell down dead.


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This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".

The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down. I need to get some information from you".

Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".

The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house?".

The blonde replied "Duh... In the big red truck".
 
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