Which of these "headlines" would you choose to read first?..?

[Ravencalls]

After reading these ..on the daily news on the internet.....


Discovery shuttle dodges 'mysterious' orbiting space junk /.


.........or..........





......./ Woman admits to chopping man's sex organ, tossing it on roof

 

[Mike Mike]

Oh God, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but the second one.
The first one I read and I was barely paying attention.
The second one I saw the word sex and instantly read the sentence.
I'd totally read that one.

 

[Ladyoasis]

this one's easy. The one about the woman chopping it off.

 

[RobbyD]

Definately the second!

 

[Spunk!]

Teehee, the second one.

 

[scrooge]

since I already know about the first one I naturally go to the second one,, but I think she should have tossed it to the dog.

 

[Triple C]

woman admits to chopping mans sex organ,tossing it on roof

 

[bunnybutt]

After reading these ..on the daily news on the internet.....

 

[Smile... You're Pregnant!]

1st one and then the 2nd one.

 

[Grєєk Goddєss]

LOL. #2 without a doubt!

 

[Cyclone]

First one.