Which of the Palin Rapture Camps should I sign up for?

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Now that the Obamanation has been elected, the end is sure ot come. My question is which of the Palin's Alaska based Rapture camps should I go to. I can get into Camp Rudolf in january, but that means a long cold winter if the rapture does not come right away. The wait for Camp McVeigh means I cannot get in there until they open a second location in late June.

Which one should I sign up for?
Has anyone else on here signed up for one. I plan to go with 3 of my friends/
 
Just make sure you're at the one Palin's at, the pile of clothes she's gonna leave behind will be worth a small fortune...pick them up and run!.
 
She'll probably have some KKK and Alaskan's against Animals camps opening soon.

Also be sure to look out for her upcoming charities to help fund her family's lifestyle... they will cover their expensive stays at 5 star hotels in big cities, shopping sprees for everyone including lil' Trig, and lawyers fees to cover up her cronism.
 
Just go up there and wander around for a while. I'm sure some nice eskimo man will take you in. PS look up the name McVeigh and tell me you're not joking.
 
I voted for McCain. I'm just hoping and praying Obama surprises me now. I will stand by him on the one or two issues we agree on. I wish people would stop all the insulting on both sides.
 
I understand there's going to be a rapture mega mall somewhere in Oklahoma. You can spend your time waiting for the end doing what all good christian americans should do, shopping for overpriced clothes made in chinese sweatshops. There will be flagellation parlors, and video game parlors specializing in violent torture virtual games, since so much time will be spent in heaven laughing at the agony of the eternally damned
(while sipping refreshing long island iced tea and listening to beautifully bland christian rock bands)

Please understand that when the trumpet sounds, you will be leaving behind any of your purchases, though god will allow wristwatches so you can better enjoy the concept of eternity.

Gotta go. Must attend an Antichrist audition. We have it narrowed down to just a few fine diabolicals. I'm leaning heavily toward that Palin gal. She's got a good pair of knockers and clearly knows something about something (though we don't know what that something is yet)...

Ain't fundamentalism fun?
 
I would go to the Rapture Camp with the best Dodge-Ball team!! Yay!

Please be careful to not burn yourself when you have the end of the summer burn the library books party!! Always go with a buddy!!
 
this is the most stupid question I've ever seen. obama isn't the anti-christ. your just mad that McBush didn't get in.
 
Well as long as you go to Alaska you should be fine. Apparently they think that it will be the savior of the world when the world ends.


(assuming Putin doesn't "rear his head" there)
 
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