Which Is Worse?

[Koukla]

A genuine film buff question:

Q: Which is worse? To be fingered by Captain Hook, or to be fisted by Wolverine?

I'd say being fisted by wolverine. Hook's hook could, at least, just be slightly tickley (if you're lucky) whereas Wolverine's fists would go right through you.

 

[Sue]

Yes but Wolverine's fist is attached to Hugh Jackman so it would certainly be preferable IMO...

 

[tfutrell_crt]

Wolverine can retract his claws, so it could be like a normal fisting.

Capt. Hook has a good hand, so it could be like a normal fingering.

How about a blow job from a Predator?

 

[pinspeed1]

You do know why Captain Hook's left hand was cut off, dont you?

This thread is sooo gonna be short lived but I love it!

 

[AskMeStuff]

I hope he has someone else to wipe his ass!

 

[B Dawgg]

I wonder which hand Anakin Skywalker uses to hold his pee-pee when he's on the loo?

I hope it's not his metal claw! That could hurt!

 

[nos]

It's the prequel to "Freddy Got Fingered"