Which comedian told this joke?

"Who has the AUDACITY to say that have level 10 pain. Give me a sledge hammer, I'll show you level 10 pain!"
The comedian I guess was talking about being a hospital, and the nurse asked on a scale of 1-10, how bad does it hurt? And in the end he just says something like "just cut me in half a baby aspirin, and I'll be on my way"???

I didn't actually hear the joke, I heard it repeated a few days ago and thats all I can remember... He's pretty well-known I think...
 
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