Which backpack should I get as a Christmas present ....?

[Daniel]

snakes doesnt use backpacks man.
are u mentally disabled or something?

 

[Ronatnyu]

... for Calvin, my pet Cobra?

 

[Daniel]

snakes doesnt use backpacks man.
are u mentally disabled or something?

 

[SavvyNurse]

A kangaroo one because it has a handy pouch for storing mice and vermin for future meals.

 

[AWOL]

a marpat camo backpack for it to hide and blend in.