Shirley Phelps
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Hello. This is Shirley Phelps-Roper again. Sarah Palin is just evil enough to be granted evil old witch powers like mine by The Lord Your God. In order for The Lord Your God to grant her magical evil old witch powers, He needs a picture of her naked and has commanded me to fetch it for Him. Do not question His reasons or His messenger, for if you do, He shall smite you. This is totally legit. I won't use the naked pictures of Sarah Palin for purpose of enhancing my sexual experience with my husband, Fred Phelps. I swear it.
PS, Shirley for president 2012!
PS, Shirley for president 2012!